By Michael P Coleman

If you can manage a social distanced shopping excursion, and you want to make sure you’re looking good during your next one, you may want to check out Face Mask Mama at Arden Fair in Sacramento.

Some of Face Mask Mama’s stuff, at Arden Fair in Sacramento.

Perched at a kiosk just off of the mall’s center court, near the entrance to the Apple Store, Face Mask Mama offers a wide variety of affordable, very stylish face coverings. They are adorned with everything from sequins to cartoon characters — to the BEST (and the worst) of today’s political messages!

You KNOW I did! This is some of the best!

If you have to promote The Comb Over King, yes, Face Mask Mama offers Trump’s masks, too. In fact, the team at Face Mask Mama shared that in Sacramento, tragically, Make America Great Again masks have been outselling Joe Biden masks two-to-one.

I asked who was buying the Trump masks.

“Us AND them,” the clerk shared, under condition of anonymity. “Black people, brown people…everybody. And the Trump masks are outselling the Biden ones! Today, Trump’s been our best-seller.”

I did my part to correct that: I bought 10 Biden masks from Face Mask Mama the other day, and gave most of them away to family and friends. I am doing my part to restore the soul of the nation!

Maybe I should send Donald a few of these. If he’d have worn one, maybe he wouldn’t have had to spend the weekend in the hospital with COVID-19.

YOU KNOW I DID!!!

And just in case you’re not ready to brave Arden Fair — or any mall — just yet, Face Mask Mama has a fantastic website. Order your next face masks today!

Published by Michael P Coleman

Freelance writer. I used to talk to strangers and get punished. Now I talk to strangers and get published.

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